Sunday, June 14, 2009

10 Best Male Actors of Bollywood Ever...


Now it’s the turn for the Best Male Actor Ever in Bollywood, pre-
2000. Again there are hundreds of names which flashed in my mind for the list but I would try to justify every name I’ve in my list. Have a look at them and let me know if you guys agree with me or not (especially if you don’t!!)

10. SHAHRUKH KHAN

I know it might frown crores of the King Khan’s fans (especially my friends Debashree & Vikas) that I’ve put him at the bottom in my list but it’s not my fault at all! The other actors in my list compelled me to do so. They’re such huge powerhouses of talent that Mr. Khan’s tremendous star power somehow, gets lost; or paled rather. I always felt & believed that he is more of a star than an actor but he has proved in time & again that he can act too (not the best though!). But no matter what I think of him, he has done it all, romance, comedy, action, tragedy, drama, slapstick, negative & horror to name a few. He has not only done all but was successful in most of them also. Romance being his forte, Shahrukh redefined the romantic hero image that people like Rajesh Khanna or Rajendra Kumar has created. Dil Toh Pagal Hai, Devdas, DDLJ, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Dil Se, Kal Ho Na Ho, Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi & Pardes etc. are the few examples of it. Even his maha repugnant films like Mohabbatein, Veer-Zara, Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna or Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham are hugely successful ventures which show the kind of star power that the man has. Very few actors in the industry have got that strength or you can say the ability to rise above the script & take it to a level where audience forgets the film & the script but just remember them. I think he is the only actor right now who can carry off roles like Anjaam, Baazigar, Ram Jaane & Darr as well as Swades, Chak De India, Main Hoon Na & Om Shanti Om with élan. My only concern with Shahrukh is his repetition, single dimensioned & droning approach towards his characters. It might sound like a very swaggering statement coming from someone who hasn’t achieved even 1% of what Mr. Khan has but it’s just my opinion & I guess in our country, everyone is entitled for their views. Now since he has chosen a public domain as his career, he should be ready for everyone’s judgment about him as once you enter a public domain, the first thing you ever face is a criticism!!! So I’m sorry Debashree, Vikas & crores of his admirers but he fits at the bottom of my list of Best Male Actor Ever in Bollywood.

9. FAROOQ SHIEKH

Ok, I know he has never enjoyed the eminence or the star power that most of commercial actors do but when it comes to performance, he is no less than brilliant! There is something very poised & innocent in his face which immediately makes you fall in love with him. He came to the industry when the parallel cinema was at its peak. His contemporaries were no less than Om Puri, Naseeruddin Shah, Anant Nag, Satish Shah & Rakesh Bedi etc. To be able to survive in front of these baaps of acting, I’m sure, wasn’t easy for him but he did hold his ground and that too extremely steadfastly! The best part about him is, he was & he is always open to experiment. Whether it’s a parallel cinema like Gaban, Bazaar & Umrao Jaan etc. or hardcore commercial masala flicks like Biwi Ho Toh Aisi etc. or the light hearted romantic comedies like Katha, Chashm-E-Baddoor, Saath-Saath & Kisi Se Na Kehna etc. he did it all with full conviction & buoyancy. He has worked with legendary directors like Hrishikesh Mukherjee, Sai Paranjpe & Mujaffar Ali et al. He is one of the most underrated actors that we’ve in our film industry.

8. GURU DUTT

Guru Dutt was always more accepted for his direction more than his performances but if you observe him closely, he was equally good an actor as he was a director. He was very smart in his choice of roles and never actually pushed his envelope in acting. Most of his roles were dramatic & always portrayed him as a loser, be it Pyaasa, Sahib Bibi Aur Ghulam or the masterpiece Kaagaz Ke Phool. Even in the comedies like Mr. and Mrs. 55, his character was a satire, subtly sarcastic and a rude comment on the society of that time. Though he pioneered in such roles, it actually has become his curtail later. He himself never tried to attempt something different or more challenging, except few films like 12 O’clock etc. which failed miserably to set the box-office on blaze. Also he had this patent look on his face which never ever changed, no matter what the situation or the scene is! He never looked happy on screen, which is strange considering he was always paired opposite his real-life lover Wahida Rehman in most of his films. (look at the pictures to believe me!) All said and done, his dramatic performances are par excellence & are the institutions of acting in themselves. Like Shabana Azmi who had limitations during her evolving period but she was such a brilliant dramatic actress that she transcends all her competition in that area, similarly Guru Dutt was so gleaming in dramatic roles that it would be a sin NOT to involve him in this list. Hence Guru Dutt grabs no. 8 spot in my list of Best Male Actor Ever in Bollywood.

7. ASHOK KUMAR

His biggest & most laudable triumph as an actor was his naturalism in an epoch where over-the-top, melodramatic way of performance was considered outstanding & accolade worthy. Ashok Kumar came as a fresh air, thanks to his mentor Himanshu Rai & Devika Rani’s influence on him. They were the ones who played the key role in influencing Ashok Kumar to watch western films & learn from them rather learning from our own cinema. And the result itself was enormously inspirational for many many more generations to come and still is stimulating for the Gen-X actors. Always more popular for character roles, Ashok Kumar played lead roles in dozens of films in 40s & 50s including the cults like Mahal, Achhoot Kanya, Bandini, Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi & Howrah Bridge to name a few. His pairing with Madhubala had taken the nation by storm; they were giving hits after hits. If Madhubala had her ways at that time, these two would be together in personal life as well but she was tremendously fond of Ashok Kumar’s wife that she obliterated her feeling for him completely. Later in his career, he started getting character roles which were equally integral to the film as the lead role. Subsequently, he had shined out everyone in that league. Films like Bheegi Raat, Khatta-Meetha, Chhoti Si Baat & Khoobsurat etc. saw an awe-inspiring character actor who can be comical, dramatic & intense at the same time, with equal conviction, convenience & finesse! He was the face of real, down to earth, natural actors which were the rarity at that time. His award winning, tragic, middle aged man portrayal in Aashirwad is still fresh in everyone’s mind whoever has seen the film and the film still haunts you & pierced your psyche. The first ‘rap-song’ in the history of Indian film industry was sung by this man and was also featured in the exceedingly venerated rail gaadi song from the same film. Even his exposé of the main villain in another classic by one of my favourite directors Vijay Anand, Jewel Thief could easily be qualified as the most real & natural baddie vis-à-vis the larger than life, caricaturished Gabbar, Mogambo & Ghajini et al.
Even his TV outi
ng Ujaale Ki Ore was successful as it was a well written, crisply directed & naturally performed by him, Archana Joglekar & Raja Bundela etc. Dotingly known as “dada moni” by everyone, Ashok Kumar’s prevalent & the only hitch was his look. He never looked young & a ‘boy’ but always looked like a ‘man’ in his 40s and this is where his juniors & contemporaries like Motilal, Dev Anand, Bhagwan Dada, Raj Kapoor, Prithvi Raj Kapoor, Dilip Kumar & Guru Dutt etc. surpassed him. He always lacked that X-factor which the above mentioned actors had in profusion. But when it comes to acting, dada moni was literally everyone’s dada!!!

6. AMITABH BAC
HCHAN

I know m
any of you must be conjecturing how come he is not on the top & some may find it shocking that he is not even in top 5, after all he is THE Amitabh Bachchan! You must be thinking “Manish is out of his mind & his list is preposterous!” Even I have the same reaction whenever I find Aishwarya Rai ‘Bachchan’ in top 10 in most of the lists but like I’ve to accept it without any say, so you guys also have to control your waters and accept it quietly even if you don’t concur with it! For me Mr. Bachchan is definitely one of the most versatile actors that Bollywood has produced but certainly NOT the greatest one! There are better actors & bigger stars in Hindi & regional film industries so for me Mr. Bachchan is a little overrated but brilliant actor nonetheless. In fact he is the only actor in the history of Indian cinema to give ‘at least’ one superhit every year from 1972 to 1984! Among his myriad superhits & flops, my favourite performances are Chupke-Chupke, Amar Akbar Anthony, Sharabi, Deewar, Namak Halal & Haram and Shakti. His impeccable zest for life & learning something new everyday is really laudable and till date he keeps on experimenting with his roles like Black, Baghban, Bhoothnath, Mohabbatein & Khakee etc. But my concern with him lies here only. He indubitably does different roles & even horn different looks as well but his performance & body language remains the same everywhere & every time. If you look at the actors of Hollywood or else where they change their whole identities according to their characters! Let’s take the example of oh-not-so-great actor Brad Pitt. Everyone admits that he is more of a star than an actor & all the emphasis goes to his looks more than his depth in performances. But if you see his films, he kept on changing his body language, his looks & his expressions! Watch Burn After Reading, Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Babel & Ocean’s 11 or 12 or 13. All the films are radically different from each other and so are his characters. Though I’m not a Brad Pitt fan at all but I would love to give him the credit of bringing amazing variety & layers to each of the character and was a different Brad in all the four films. So if someone like Brad Pitt could bring that assortment & profundity to his characters why not the mega star of India could do it? Amitabh Bachchan’s performances, strictly according to me, are always one-dimensional & never allowed the audience to sub-consciously communicate to any of his characters. We all loved his roles but if you pore over his performances closely, you would realise that his approach towards most of his characters is same! May it be Ajooba or Silsila or Zanjeer or Ganga Jamuna Saraswati or Kabhi Kabhie or Laawaris or any other of his work… His love affair with Rekha still shoots up gossip magazines’ sales and if you believe the industry insiders, the love isn’t yet lost completely between the two! Anyways keeping his personal life aside, as an actor I would NOT like to keep him in top 5 and certainly not on the top spot.

5. DILIP KUMAR

And the legend continues…Yusuf Khan aka Dilip Kumar’s success story is nothing short of a film’s script. His story forces you to deem the lady luck even more. Who could believe that a canteen boy from Dehradun one day would swept the entire Nation off its feet? Young girls went Ga-Ga over his looks and the guys were trying to ape his unrivaled style. He was the most good looking one among the trio-toofan of Raj Kapoor, Dev Anand & himself. These three never let anyone challenge them in star power or popularity. Every girl wanted a boyfriend or husband like him, every parent wanted a son like him & every guy wanted a friend like him. Watch any of Dilip Kumar’s film and I can bet, you would come out remembering only him! Take Madhumati for the instance, the way Dilip Kumar melted & cried in the film was simply out of this world! The way he crooned toote hue khwabon ne or suhana safar, it just arrests you with the word go! Then take Dulari, Kohinoor, Aan, Andaz & the superlative Ganga Jumna, he just makes you fall in love with him every time he comes on-screen. He induces breath in every role he chooses. He was always been popular as Tragedy King, the male counterpart of Meena Kumari. Though I scrupulously agree with this title but I think he was equally brilliant in comedies like Gopi, Sagina or Ram Aur Shyam and in dramas like Naya Daur, Udan Khatola or Shakti. No one, and I mean ABSOLUTELY no one, can play a dehati villager the way he does and surprisingly at the same time he can play a Sauvé, sophisticated, foreign return lad with equal ease & fervor!!
Provided the kind of actors we had at that time, can you even visualize or imagine anyone else playing the legendary roles like Devdas or Mughal-E-Azam other than Dilip Kumar? In our times, we’ve seen SRK playing the former & Hrithik playing the latter (kind of) so it’s easier for us now to envisage others in such roles but I still believe that the pause, the layers, the make-belief and the magnetism that he brought in those roles, today’s star sons & furniture look-a-likes couldn’t even dream of! He has this Midas touch so whatever he does or touches, turns into a miracle. His ‘ae bhai’ rendering in Mashaal made people cry and sob as he did it with such ease that he convinced the audience that his wife is dying and he needs aid! His Saudagar, Karma & Shakti etc. are still the benchmarks when it comes to character roles. His personal life was equally popular & colorful as his professional one. The legendary affair that he had with Madhubala still sparks the audience & still is a gossip material. Though towards the end he turned into a villain when came to know the she was double timing him with Premnath. He left her for good and even didn’t come back when she was dying! He is the man with ego much more than it is needed but that’s Dilip Kumar for you! He lived his life on his own terms and never permitted anyone to cross his/her limits. He was often in loggerheads with many actors & directors. He never had spoken to K Asif (who gave him Mughal-E-Azam) after he found out that Asif was having affair with his sister. He had issues with Mehboob Khan as well who gave him Aan & Andaz etc. Never mind his personal life, as actor he is par excellence & incomparable!

4. SANJEEV KUMAR

One of most underrated & unlucky actors of Hindi cinema…I keep Sanjeev Kumar at the same regards of Omar Sharif, Al Pacino or Clint Eastwood et al. With a name that would be the biggest encumbrance in becoming a Hindi film actor, Haribhai Zariwala changed his name to Sanjeev Kumar as suggested by some one and went on to become one of the greatest and most natural actor of the history of Indian cinema. He did it all, lead roles, character roles, negative roles, comedies, dramas, action, fantasy & even horror! Among his innumerable awe-inspiring performances, my favourite are the little known Basu Bhattacharya’s Tumhare Liye, the cult Anubhav with Tanuja & marvelous songs by Geeta Roy, Khilona with Mumtaz, Aandhi with Suchitra Sen and Koshish & Naya Din Nayi Raat with Jaya Bachchan. During his struggling days, he even had done B-grade action-adventure films by the guru of Hindi film industry Homi Wadia. Films like Alibaba Aur Chalis Chor & Aladdin & the Magic Lamp etc. Even in heroine oriented flicks like Seeta Aur Geeta, he managed to leave his mark with ease. In multistarrer like Jaani Dushman & Sholay, he always made sure that he shouldn’t get lost in the crowd. It’s almost impossible to ignore Sanjeev Kumar in any film even though he is playing furniture! His trademark smile was a killer for ladies; he was a lady-killer in every sense. He would probably the only actor, except Amitabh, who played the lead opposite an actress & at the same time her father figure as well. For example, lead in Koshish & Naya Din Nayi Raat with Jaya Bachchan & her father figure in Sholay & Parichay etc. As far as I can remember Amitabh is the only other actor who has done it with Rani in Black & Babul. As I said before, there are very few actors that we’ve in our industry who could rise above the script & take the film to another tangent all in all & Sanjeev Kumar is one of them. Watch Shatranj Ke Khiladi for example, film wasn’t great at all but he took the film to a level where many consider it a cult classic today! I always loved him in comedies. Who can forget Gulzar’s classic (based on another classic) Angoor? Till date it’s one of my all time favourite comedies. The incisive irony & the spill of humor are unforgettable. In many ways he had eerie similarities with Ashok Kumar. Both of them were enormously innate & real actors, both of them played the lead as well as the character roles through out their careers, both of them were spur-of-the-moment on screen and even they share the same drawback of always looking older than their ages. More than anything else he had a heart of gold. Except for coming late on the sets, he never used to throw any tantrums & never demanded attention. Without taking the name I know a film journalist whom Sanjeev Kumar dropped till the door of her flat at 2 am after a party, went back to the same party, enjoyed till wee hours of the morning and reached the sets 8 hours late next day! Which star or actor do you think would drop a film journalist to the door of her flat on 7th floor just because it was too late in the night?
Sanjeev Kumar a
t no. 4…

3. NASEERUDDIN SHAH & OM PURI


Ok now it’s a first clash in the list but it was inevitable! I don’t think choosing one out of these
two actors would be fair to either of them and more than that it’s simply NOT possible to pick one! These two are two of the most prolific contemporary actors from India’s ‘New Age Cinema’, Smita & Shabana being the female counterparts. Whenever you watch their films, it’s like they’re saying, “Here is the world, and here are the possibilities we have”. Both of them explode the contradictions, the ferments & the transition of their characters with their unique styles which are drastically different from each other. Their films are like the mirror of the society & these two have like a fraught of changing it! Films like Mandi, Junoon, Arohan, Paar, Masoom, Ardh Satya, Sparsh, Susman, Aastha, Antarnaad & Nishant are the perfect examples for my statement. Often disparaged for doing only didactic & socially relevant films, these two shut their critics’ mouths by doing films like Jaane Bhi Do Yaaron, Katha, Hero Hiralal, Tridev, Mohra, China Gate & Premgranth etc. Among the two Naseeruddin Shah proved to be luckier as he gets the lead roles till today in the form of A Wednesday or Maharathi whereas the equally talented Om Puri has to settle down with character roles like in Pukar, Kisna or even the C-graders like Buddha Mar Gaya etc. After getting a 15-min part in Kisna, he stated that it took him 27 long years to get a film in a banner like Mukta Arts! Om had also stated once that if he had continued doing the films he believed in, he would be living in some place like Dahisar or Nallasopara today! (For those who’re coming late, these two are Mumbai suburbs far far away from the city, more than 100 kms). The other similarity that both of them has is their participation in International cinema. Unlike few synthetic dolls who go crazy & let even the nuts & bolts of the world know that they’ve signed a “Hollywood” production & are the self-proclaimed “ambassador” of Indian cinema in Hollywood, Naseer and Om always let their work speak rather than press conferences! They’re the ones who’ve done the Hollywood productions with complete international cast & crew in REAL sense and not with some Gurinder Chadhha or some Jagmohan Mundhra! Films like The Ghost & The Darkness, League of Seven Extraordinary Gentlemen, City of Joy & East is East etc. Both of them worked together in so many films and never had any insecurity about each other, rather Om Puri often jokes that Naseer got meatier role because his English was better! Both of them always learnt from their frailties and that’s the only reason they’re such accomplished & polished actors today. In spite of tasting such success, accolades & awards, both, domestically as well as internationally, the duo till date are as meek & simple as they could be. Another similarity both of them share that they never let their personal lives overshadow their work & it’s a lesson for today’s generation as now they’re more interested in talking about their break-ups, affairs & finally lavish weddings rather than concentrating on their work but they keep claiming that they don’t like to share their personal lives in media! Phew! Anyways talking about the two living legends, Om Puri & Naseeruddin Shah, my personal favourite performances of Naseer bhai are Mirch Masala, Mandi, Nishant, Paar, Maqbool & A Wednesday and that of Om Puri are of course Ardh Satya, Arohan, Dharavi, Maqbool, Pitaah & City of Joy. Needless to say both of them are equally brilliant in comedies, drama, action or any other genre concerned. It really hurts to see both of them so dissatisfied & dismissive about the film industry today & they’re also not hesitant to make it palpable. Naseeruddin Shah keeps complaining for getting Mr. Bachchan’s rejects & looked very apathetic on the success of his own A Wednesday and on the other hand Om Puri felt cheated on certain films where he trusted the director completely & didn’t even read the script (read it as Buddha Mar Gaya!). So it’s my own little way to respect their gargantuan contribution to the industry & just to tell them there still are few people like me who tremendously believe in their kind of cinema & wants them to keep giving us more Khuda Ke Liye, Firaaq & Dharavi!

2. MOTILAL


I’m sure many of you who’re reading this must be wondering who the hell this Motilal is. But let me assure you that if you watch any of his film, you will pat my back for keeping him in the list. I literally swear on his performances. He was modish, he was pulsating, he was flamboyant, he was handsome, he was a lady killer, a mammoth star & a stupendous actor as well. A rare combo, isn’t it? Like Ashok Kumar, he was never strident & over-the-top but rather always played it subtle & grounded but unlike Ashok Kumar, he has that X-factor which is a stipulation to attain a star status. His entry in the industry was also a rebel as those were the times of excessive body language & disproportionate facial expressions
! He was a welcoming change with measured expressions & he was widely accepted. The competition could never frisson his stand in the industry. He was one of the highest paid actors at 30s, 40s & 50s; he had incendiary affairs with the crème-de-crème of the industry at that time, including Nutan’s mother & Kajol’s maternal grandmother Shobhna Samarth. In fact, both of them even launched Nutan in Humari Beti where Nutan played the title role at the age of 13 or 14 & Motilal played her screen father. It’s a shame that we generally avoid him in most of the books on Indian cinema & from the 30s & 40s, the only name today’s generation ‘might’ be knowing is K L Sehgal because of his peculiar voice more than anything else. Anyways, coming back to Motilal, he was equally good & accepted in character roles as he was in the lead. Watch Jaagte Raho & Parakh for instance, he was so comfortable in his space that he literally heaves you into his world & you just wish not to come out of it ever. His watertight rendering of Chunnilal in Devdas is an institution of acting for every aspiring actor till date! Even as a lead, his films like Waqt, Ab Dilli Door Nahi, Humari Beti & Mr. Sampat are the bible of character improvisation & depth. I’m certain that most of you wouldn’t agree with the list, especially having Motilal in top 3 but you’ve to watch him to believe me…go, buy the DVDs of his movies if you don’t want to miss the real acting…

1.
BALRAJ SAHNI

Now the top spot…I’m sure many of you must be incensed and giving me gaalis for wasting your time if you’re reading this by any chance! Must be muttering kahan-kahan se pakad ke laaya hai yeh logon ko, never even heard such names, isn’t it? Well, I’m genuinely sorry for that but I can’t just put popular names for the sake of it when I don’t even believe in them, right?
Anyways, talking about Balraj Sahni, the lesser said the better as words will fall short for him. He had the most beatific face in the industry ever, which, by many, is considered as his curb because he could never played a villain, courtesy: his face! He was THE most sorted & meek actor/star Bollywood has ever produced. According to me, he is THE best actor of India, including regional cinema & is in par with any actor in the entire world. Sahni was always interested in acting, and started his acting career with the plays of the Indian People's Theatre Association (IPTA). It was in 1953, with Bimal Roy's classic Do Bigha Zameen, that his true forte as an actor was first recognised. The film won the international prize at the Cannes Film Festival. He was the personification of natural & grounded performances. For the well-educated Sahni, evolving as a performer and human being was more important than cultivating an image or wooing stardom. Aesthetic satisfaction rather than monetary emoluments motivated him. This rare quality backed by prodiguous talent made him an icon, notwithstanding the fact that he never really fit into the idiom of the regular hero. His characters were always made of blood & flesh and he was never larger-than-life. To be on the same bandwidth as me, you’ve to watch the classics like Seema, Kabuliwala & Do Bigha Zameen etc. The moment he comes on screen, you just instantly bond with him and wants to know more about him as a person and not about the character that he is playing. It is very rare coup for an actor. His on-screen image was exactly what he was in the real life, a simple, down-to-ground, uncomplicated person. He was completely a non-controversial person, which in today’s time is termed as “boring”. He never had any rancor with anyone in the industry rather he was one of the very few actors people look up to & respected immensely. Balraj Sahni's acting was very well liked and appreciated in all his films. He acted opposite top heroines like Nutan, Meena Kumari, Vyjayantimala and Nargis in films like Seema (1955), Sone Ki Chidiya (1958), Satta Bazaar (1959), Bhabhi Ki Chudiyan (1961), Kathputli (1957), Lajwanti (1958) & Ghar Sansaar (1958). However, he is perhaps best remembered by the current generation for the picturization of the legendary song ae meri zohra jabeen from the movie Waqt (1965) on him. Like most of the great actors, his popularity as a character actor was as colossal as it was for his lead roles. Performances like Pavitra Papi, Heera Moti, Garam Coat, Mere Apne & Garam Hawa are unimpeachable & unparalleled. Sahni made his bow as a director with Lal Batti (1957), an experimental suspense thriller. Commercially, the film went out like a light during a power failure. Ae meri zohrazabeen & tu pyar ka sagar hai wouldn’t be half as accepted as they’re if it wasn’t for Balraj Sahni. People often deprecated him to be limited to positive, simple, dramatic roles but he repatriated his critics with roles like Sangharsh starring Dilip Kumar & Vyjyanthimala. Though film bombed at box-office, he played one of the best villains Bollywood has ever produced! The biggest raison d'être for film’s hapless fate was its subject which was way ahead of it’s time. Film deals with religion & how opportunists use it as a rabble-rouser to veil their peccadilloes. It’s one of my all time favourite films for it’s bold theme & for Balraj Sahni’s convoluted performance & role. The legend emanated with Insaaf in 1946 and continued till the intellectually stimulating Garam Hawa in 1972. In my opinion, the latter is one of the preeminent roles & performances ever by any actor anywhere in the world. He always believed in what is known as 'Neo-Realistic' cinema. He was an extremely well read and politically conscious person. Balraj Sahni also dabbled in screenwriting; he wrote the 1951 movie Baazi which starred Dev Anand and was directed by Guru Dutt. He was also a recipient of the Padma Shri Award. Sahni would have notched many more milestones in his career but the death of his young daughter Shabnam left him hearbroken. At the age of 60, Sahni himself succumbed to a heart attack April 13, 1973.

Anyways, I don’t think I’m adequate enough to talk about this man whom I idolize & always wished to know him better as a person. I’m trying to get a hand on his autobiography which was released in 1978, not yet succeeded but am still optimistic for it. My wish to meet him would remain a reverie forever and I will bewail it for eternity…BALRAJ SAHNI…The Best Male Actor Ever in Bollywood…


Now there are few more actors I’m dying to have in my list, esp. Sohrab Modi, Pran, Pankaj Kapoor & Raghubir Yadav but they seldom played the lead roles, they were more of the character actors through out their careers. Also if I include them in the list then I HAVE to embrace Om Prakash, Rehman, Amrish Puri, Satish Shah, Ravi Vasvani, David, Rakesh Bedi, Mehmood, Ajit and many more such actors too.
And if you talk about other lead actors then I don’t think very highly of the pretentious, Aamir Khan as an actor, same is the case with Dev Anand & Raj Kapoor. The latter two were great directors & were much ahead of their times but as actors, they could never overwhelmed me. I don’t count Salman in actors’ list & other Kapoors were only good but not the greats! Probably only Prithvi Raj Kapoor should be in the list but his rein in was his exaggeratedly rigid Pathan personality which always restricted him in pushing the envelope. The list is endless so let’s hold it here let me know who all according to you should be in this list…

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Bollywood's Best Female Actors

Every now and then there has been some poll or the other which announces top 10 sexiest man/woman or top 10 highest paid actor/actress or top 10 best lips or other such crap. So now I’ve also decided to be the part of this crap! I’ll start with Top 10 Best Female “Actors” of Bollywood Ever. The only difference is I’m not counting anyone post 2000 as Bollywood hasn’t produce a single soul (except Konkana & Chitrangadha) who can be called an Actress, most of them are Stars! And one more thing, I may call it a top 10 but there will be more entrances than just 10 as I’m really confused whom to leave out & whom to keep. So finally I went with my heart & here we go…

10. Kajol & Sridevi
Kajol’s triumph is extraordinary and what makes it so special is she has all the elements that are required to be a debacle in commercial Bollywood cinema! She is ugly, she is short, she can’t dance to save her ass, she is fat & she has a never-ending eyebrow!! All the ingredients of a calamity… Yet she is a commercial heroine & that too an extremely successful one with films like Baazigar, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Gupt, K3G & DDLJ behind her. She has proved over and again that she can act & how! Dushman & Gupt are the solid examples of it.
But like every coin, it has a flip side too. She is too repetitive. Watch the scene from DDLJ where the love birds have been confronted by the family on the wedding day & she is repeatedly telling Rahul “Maine kaha tha na mujhe yahan se le chalo” and now watch the scene from K3G where Amitabh throws his son out of the house & while SRK dragging her, she kept on saying “Rahul, humne babuji ka aashirwad nahi liya!”. Watch these two scenes & you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. Also it is a very well known fact that she is very temperamental & arrogant & now it’s visible in her acting! Watch her in her latest films like the terrible Fanaa or the disgusting U Me Aur Hum. The way she reacts to the junior artistes or supporting cast makes it very clear how snooty she actually is. Not a good sign Kajs!
Anyways all said & done, she is a fantastic actor & had done some really stupendous work. So more power to her & her zest to experiment…
Now what to say about Sridevi!! I know many of you must be thinking why is she at the bottom of the list but let’s face it guys, there were better ‘actresses’. Her comic timing is enormously popular & implausible in films like Chaalbaaz & Mr. India but she has also proved that she is much more than just a comedian. Lamhe, Chandni, Sadma, Nagina & Laadla are few of the examples. But just like Kajol, she is again way too recurring & her South Indian accent is really irksome. She had the accent even in Khuda Gawah which was set in Afghanistan! But no matter what I think & say, she was probably the only actress who had similar success in South as well as in Bollywood simultaneously. You never get bored of Mr. India & Chaalbaaz & catch them every time they’re on TV just to see how she stole the thunder under the nose of larger-than-life Anil Kapoor & Rajnikanth. Though at the end of her career, she did some really abysmal films like Chaand Ka Tukda & Chandramukhi but those could be easily neglected as desperate measures of survival because of a Tsunami which had just struck Bollywood at that time named Madhuri Dixit. Sridevi is definitely one of the best actresses Bollywood has ever produced.

9. Rani Mukherji
I know, now you’ll say she got her success post 2000 but Rani Mukherji had manifestly arrived before, with strong roles in B-grade flicks like Menhdi & Raja Ki Aayegi Baraat and then came the icing to the cake, Ghulam, which gave her the first hit & the title of “Khandala-girl”.
It was proved that she can do dance-n-song routine & can look sexy as well. Then came many like Baadal & Bichhoo but the concluding cut-through was Kuch Kuch Hota Hai which poured her with awards, accolades & of course, many plump offers. Her post 2000 work was just a stamp on her utmost talent. Can you ignore Saathiya, Bunty Aur Babli, Yuva, Hum-Tum, Black! It would be as solemn a sin as including Aishwarya Rai in the list, isn’t it?
Now she has ruined her career with sticking to a particular camp & converted herself into a saari-salwar-kameez-clad-behenji. And very frankly, there is no hope of coming back. She has gone for good. But Rani was the real Queen of Bollywood for 3-4 years, no reservations on that.

8. Mumtaz
Now the effervescence of Mumtaz! No one has got her charming nose, no one before her & no one after her as well. I simply adore Mumtaz. Her success story is nothing short of an inspiration. From an extra, standing & dancing behind the lead actors to one of the most popular & successful lead actresses, it was miraculous. After doing a couple of dozen B & C grade films with Dara Singh (many of them were hugely successful like Hercules, King Kong, Rustam-E-Hind & Rustam etc.), she started doing item numbers which were Helen’s forte. After many popular item songs (like aaj kal tere mere pyar ke charche & yeh hai reshmi zulfon ka andhera) & then leaping to supporting roles with Mehmood & others (like Patthar Ke Sanam etc.), she was starring opposite the giants like Rajesh Khanna, Dev Anand & Sanjeev Kumar et al. Still people were not taking her seriously as an actor so she forced them to do so with classics like Aap Ki Kasam, Khilona, Tere Mere Sapne, Roop Tera Mastana, Do Raaste & Aaina (the original of Rani’s Laaga Chunari Mein Daag).
& She proved everyone that she is not just a glamorous doll but someone who can eclipse even Rajesh Khanna (I’m talking about Aap Ki Kasam here). Rajesh-Mumtaz pair is one of my favourite screen couple till date. There were hundreds of other movies which will just make her entry to my top 10 completely vindicated, Hare Rama Hare Krishna, Sachcha Jhuta, Apna Desh, Loafer, Roti, Jheel Ke Uss Paar & Chor Machaye Shor etc. From a jr. artiste, dancing behind Sandhya in “pankh hote toh udd jaati re” to an award winning top most lead actress who can even eat the hero of the film, Mumtaz has done it all with an élan. For someone who has struggled this much, conquering cancer would hadn’t been a deal for her, isn’t it?

7. Rekha & Vyjyanthimala
Again a clash! I just couldn’t help it guys. Do you really wanna keep any one of these gems out of top 10? It would be sorely unjustified. So deal with it…
When Rekha Shivaji Ganeshan entered Bollywood with a superhit like Sawan Bhado, no one really cared. Though no one to be blamed actually, she was dark, really fat & with absolutely zilch sex appeal for general public. Though one thing that kept people thinking about her was her sharp features. More than the outer world, her struggle was more with herself. She had a Herculean task to convert a rejection to acceptance through her body & beauty. She started working on it & on her way, got Do Anjaane, Muqaddar Ka Sikander & Suhaag to name a few. A trained dancer, Rekha silently climbed up the success stairs & established herself as one of
the very few complete actresses of Bollywood. She is dazzling; she can dance & can make you skip your heartbeat with her sensuality. And if you wanna talk about her acting abilities, I don’t think there is any question or qualm about them. Umrao Jaan, Khoobsurat, Utsav, Ijaazat, Kalyug & Silsila etc. are more than enough to shut her critics up.
Though her love life was always more talked about than her films but there is no denying of the powerhouse of the talent of Madam Re. She has also done some really contemptible & preposterous movies like Geetanjali, Clerk & the biggest flop of Bollywood ever, Madam X (the film was removed from many theatres after the screening of just ONE show) but my point is who doesn’t have such outlandish films in their kitty so we’re ready to forgive you Re…keep going but please do something about your self made mystery around you & over-the-top jewelleries, they’re legitimately irritating!
Now another South siren who swept floor off nation’s feet with her dances, beauty & acting, the impeccable Vyjyanthimala! Everyone is a fan of her dancing (remember hothon pe aisi baat?) but what impresses me more is her acting dexterity. I mean just look at the array of work, Madhumati, Dr. Vidya, Naya Daur, Sangam, Sangharsh, Devdas, Jewel Thief and many many more to write. The list is never ending. Awards after awards, accolades after accolades, she reached the zenith of popularity in spite of having competition in the form of monumental Nutan, Nargis, Meena Kumari & Madhubala! How many others could you remember from the era of Nutan-Nargis-Meena Kumari-Madhubala quadruplet? Many came but couldn’t survive for good. It was Vyjyanthimala’s precision in dance & acting that kept her giving an extra edge over others. She wasn’t outrageously beautiful but gorgeous enough to hold your attention. She gave equal challenge to her male counterparts like Dilip Kumar, Raj Kapoor & Rajendra Kumar. She never ever let them outdo her even in a single scene. Hence Vyjyanthimala deserves to be in top 10.

6. Wahida Rehman & Smita Patil
Both of them aren’t on-your-face pretty but the ethereal Indianness they carry is beyond words. The more you say about them, the more it’ll fall short.
Wahida Rehman has fans in many, including Mr. Bachchan. Her unconventional looks, her simplicity & beached acting make her a living legend. She was & she is always natural, never goes over-the-top & never rubs her expressions on your face. She always played it subtle. Guide, Chaudahvi Ka Chand, CID, Kala Bazaar, Kaagaz Ke Phool, Pyaasa, Sahib Bibi Aur Ghulam, Prem Pujari, Saudagar, Teesri Kasam or even the new age cinema like 15 Park Avenue, Rang De Basanti and even the atrocious Delhi 6! You name it and she has done it all. No one can forget the spiritual waqt ne kiya kya haseen sitam from Kaagaz Ke Phool, the haunting voice of Geeta Roy & Wahida Rehman looks at Guru Dutt like he is a never fulfilled dream of her. Most people believe that she gave her best with Guru Dutt but I think Guide was a monument of acting, so was Prem Pujari & the cult Teesri Kasam! Like Nargis gave her best out of RK banner, Wahida Rehman was also at her best with others rather than her mentor. The only drawback with her was her choice of roles. Most of roles she chose were serious, drab & dramatic which never let her challenge herself & push her boundaries. She never tried her luck in comedy or negative etc. But whatever it is, she is definitely a legend & an institution of acting and more power to her to keep giving us more 15 Park Avenue &
Delhi 6.
Smita Patil…a simple, earthy & naive face flashes in your mind the moment you hear these two words. She was the face of coming-of-the-age-cinema in India. She was a diamond waiting to shine in the idiot box, reading evening news. Only a master like Shyam Benegal would’ve been pertinent to give us the gem called Smita…she was often been criticised for her limitation to ‘art house’ cinema but she immediately gave back to them with films like Namak Halal, Waaris, Shakti & Aakhir Kyun? She went absolutely unnoticed in her first film, a little talked about children’s film called Charandas Chor by the legendary Mr. Shyam Benegal in 1974. Actually it was just a test drive that her mentor took for the real speed breakers coming ahead. Shyam Babu knew that she can carry any role with gravity & earnestness. Before she could even know, she was carrying the whole film on her shoulders, Bhumika. A two film old was already a legend. You’ve to see the film to believe me. The layers & undercurrents that she bought to the character were completely unheard & unseen of in Bollywood ever. She got immediate recognition & innumerable national & international awards. But it was just a teaser; the world was yet to watch a Bible of acting in coming years. One film after another she just kept raising the bar of acting for herself & most importantly for her colleagues, male & female both. Giddha, Manthan & Gaban to name a few & even the films in which she didn’t have much to do, she took them to another level altogether like Mandi, Kondura & Nishant etc. There was always a constant & obvious comparison between Shabana & her, mainly because of the same mentor (read Mr. Benegal here) & similar kind of films they did. And there was a palpable tension between the two in Arth which came across on screen, though Mr. Benegal always kept her one step ahead of Shabana if you ask him. You can easily learn acting by just watching her carefully in front of the camera (watch Mirch Masala to believe me). Even Ketan Mehta could never make a better film in his entire career after it. She penetrates your subconscious with her expressions & body language. She was one of the very few heroines who never feared to look ugly on screen if needed. Though she also had the similar drawback as that of Wahida, Smita also always wedged to dramatic, strong roles & never did a comedy or a musical or action etc but who is complaining whatsoever??? She left us with vacuum & hunger for some real acting!

5. Madhubala
Before any of you jump into any conclusion, this is the list of ACTORS & not the STARS so I hope you’ll agree with me with Madhubala not being in top 3. Though I also think Wahida Rehman, Smita Patil & many others have given way better performances than her but her beauty over shines everything & also the variety of roles she has done in her career. Though not very verse in dancing, she still makes you to move with her in aaiye meherbaan & pyar kiya toh darna kya et al. Well that’s acting, isn’t it? By and large she has been a chulbuli glamour doll in most of her films like Half Ticket, Jhumroo, Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi & Mr. & Mrs. 55 but she made up for that with some intense roles like Howrah Bridge, Kala Pani, Barsaat Ki Raat & Phagun, Jaag Utha Insaan etc. Remember her in Mahal? If ghosts are like her, I’m ready to be possessed or haunted for the rest of my life!!! Through out her short but super successful career, she was always been hounded by controversies, mostly revolving around her love affairs. It even reached to the level when she was completely shunned by film journalists. But she kept on getting strength with every criticism & wrath, she faced. Contrary to the belief, she wasn’t forced to act by her father; she always wanted to face the camera. It was just the financial condition at her house that forced her father to choose this profession for her, which she accepted with all the love & zeal.
Towards the end of her career when everyone wrote her off, she bounced back with a legendary, monumental, immortal & career defining character of Anarkali in Mughal-E-Azam. It was the film which was made to create history of all sorts. The depth & the pause that she brought in the character were completely unheard of before and no one expected it to be coming from Madhubala! Under the heavyweights on the lines of Prithviraj Kapoor, Dilip Kumar & Durga Khote, Madhubala stole the thunder completely. In spite of being a non-dancer, the way she moved in mohe panghat pe was divine. Till date it’s an anthem for rebellious lovers. But it’s sad how her beauty always overshadowed her acting skills, which were equally awe-inspiring. So she deserves to be in top 5!

4. Meena Kumari
The less you say about her, the better because the words would always fall short for Meena Kumari. She was the true quintessence of beauty, poise, acting & tragedy! It’s so ironical that her personal life was immensely troubled but she was touching the new heights of success with every passing Friday! For instance take Sharda, Do Bigha Zameen, Baiju Bawra, Miss Mary, Kaajal, Chitralekha, Dil Ek Mandir, Dil Apna Aur Preet Parayi or Mere Apne. She is probably the only actress who can make me cry like a baby within 5 mins of her appearance on screen. No wonder she was, or rather she is, the Tragedy Queen of Bollywood. Generally I watch a film more than twice if I really like it but it isn’t the case with her ultimate classic Sahib Bibi Aur Ghulam. It still haunts me since I saw it for the first time during the DD 1 days in our living rooms.I just can’t get over it! Chhoti Bahu still comes to my dreams sometimes. I simply can’t watch that film again though I proudly own its DVD. Every time I start watching it, I’ve to stop it within 5 mins of her entry. She and ONLY she could’ve done that role. You empathize with her, feel bad for her, sometimes even get angry on her for being so regressive & being ready to do practically everything for her husband! She never looked more beautiful than in the song piya aiso jiya mein & she never looked more heartbroken than in na jao sainyya. I can still visualize each scene of the film when she was on the screen. Another gem from her was her career defining role Pakeezah. I don’t think I need to say anything about the film, whatever I say would be an insult to this tour de force.
Though she was often criticised for being limited & doing only tragic roles, which was although true but what the heck! Who cares when you’ve someone like Meena Kumari on screen? She just arrests you the moment she comes on screen. You’re practically lost in her world with her. It doesn’t matter whether she is making you cry or laugh because she is doing it so plausibly that you want to forget the outer world…Divine is the only word which can “almost” define her personality & performances.

3. Shabana Azmi
When it comes to acting, she is the Baap of everyone! Give her any damn dead role; she will bring back the life to the character. Even if she is playing furniture at the corner of the room, she would eat the scene! Undoubtley she is THE best dramatic actress of all time but like everyone else, she has her limitations which keep her away from the number one spot.
After her first film itself, Shabana Azmi was a world-known Bollywood actress. Ankur was nothing short of a masterpiece, reality at its best. She won her first ever & well deserved National Award for her first film! Like every other actress in my list, Shabana Azmi was & is a threat for her male counterparts in any film, which is very rare in Bollywood. Like Smita Patil, she was at her best with Mr. Shyam Benegal. Nishant, Junoon, Hari-Bhari, Antarnad & my all time favourite Mandi, take any Shyam Benegal film with Shabana Azmi, she was par excellence. She is the only Bollywood actress who has a double hattrick in winning National Award, once in 1982, 83 & 84 and another in late 90s. Pick any movie of her and you wanna give her all the awards possible, including the Oscars! Arth, Sparsh, Paar, Masoom, Khandahar, Godmother, Mrityudand, Morning Raga, Makadi and Shatranj Ke Khiladi etc, you pick any one. She is one of the very few actors who can elevate above the script, that’s why even her trashy films like Tehzeeb & Umrao Jaan are watchable because of her. Her drawback was her curb to art house cinema. Though she has done some really popular & successful commercial cinema but if you watch her carefully, you’ll find her searching for her space all the time in those films. Those roles weren’t convincing enough for her like Amar Akbar Anthony or Anokha Bandhan or Ram Avatar etc. But she has worked upon her shortcomings & if you watch her in any recent films, she is equally convincing & comfortable like Honeymoon Travels Pvt. Ltd. or Dus Kahaniyan etc.
So even though she played dirty games to stay ahead of Smita Patil & snatched films like Sparsh or Libaas from her, it was all justified it as she did a splendid job in them. No matter how huge a bitch she is as a person, as an actor she is, without reservation, above all.

2. Nutan & Nargis
I’m really sorry but I can’t decide which one among these two is a better & more versatile actor. And I’m sure no one can choose with full conviction & justification. If Nargis has Lajvanti, Nutan has Seema, if Nargis has Raat Aur Din, Nutan has Sujata and if Nargis has Mother India, Nutan has Bandini! Now tell me who is better? To add more to the perplexity, if Nargis has Aawara, Nutan has Tere Ghar Ke Saamne, if Nargis has Shri 420, Nutan has Dil Hi Toh Hai, if Nargis has Barsaat, Nutan has Saraswati Chandra, if Nargis has Chori-Chori, Nutan has Anari! Now you understand why I couldn’t pick one? The versatility of these two immortal legends is comparable to or even more than those of Greta Garbo or Julie Andrews or Meryl Streep etc. Nutan & Nargis were like heart & oxygen to Bollywood. They were like the basic necessities; you can’t even imagine Bollywood without these two!
If Nutan’s USP was her simplicity & grace, Nargis had this unconventional beauty & strong personality. They were analogous in many other ways. Both weren’t good in dancing, though both of them had done some glamorous roles, their images were more of a traditional Indian beauty, both of them had started off as child artistes, both of them made successful transition from black-and-white to Eastman colors (though Nutan scores here more for obvious reasons), both their lives revolved around their families, both of them had subterranean brunt of their mothers on their personalities (Nargis-Jaddan Bai & Nutan-Shobhna Samarth) and finally, both of them had one son to each & both of them are actors right now (Mohnish Behl & Sanjay Dutt).
So tell me can you choose between the fresh fragrance of flowers and the morning dew drops on the green grass? Believe me you can’t, no
matter how much you try because both of them are celestial…

1. MADHURI DIXIT

Do I really need to say anything about her at all? Just read the range & assortment of her films and you’ll agree with my decision!



Prem Pratigya – Ram Lakhan
Prahar – Dil Toh Pagal Hai
100 Days – Raja
Lajja – Dil
Devdas – Beta
Gajagamini – Pukar
Wajood – Saahiba
Tezaab – Premgranth
Anjaam – Khel
Mrityudand – Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

And thousands & thousands of more…
Still think she isn’t THE best? Must be kidding…Right???

There are still many I was dying to include in my list like Suchitra Sen, Deepti Naval, Asha Parekh, Tabu, Seema Biswas, Hema Malini, Geeta Bali, Sadhana, Suraiyya, Shobhana Samarth, Durga Khote, Nadira and Nandita Das etc. but I had to choose so I tried my level best to justify the rankings. Hope you’ll agree with most of it.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Bhago Bhoot Aaya

There has been a wide exploration of genres in filmmaking in India; however one genre that seems to be vacant is that of horror films! As an ardent horror film fan, it really hurts to see it as a dreadfully underrated & underused genre. Well, the journey started off pretty well in 1949 with Kamaal Amrohi’s Mahal starring Madhubala and Ashok Kumar which was a stepping stone into this area. However, after that we basically had all movies capturing the lost spirits (I mean bhatakti hui aatmas) moving about deserted cemeteries in white and carrying a lantern! Of course, there was the 1962 film Bees Saal Baad starring Waheeda Rehman, based on Sherlock Holmes’ Hound of Baskervilles, which saved the day.
But the fact remains the same that only the handful of directors have attempted & most importantly thrived in making decent-enough-to-watch-with-family horror films. You can literally calculate them on fingers & the first name comes to mind is Ramsay bros. Their kind of horror was loud, over-the-top & on-your-face and I loved it! What fun were those horror flicks! Remember the skeleton with cigarettes in its hand in Darwaza? Remember mask sticking ghosts with eyes popping out & not to forget, their eveready attitude towards raping the heroine? Remember the mummy look-a-like Anirudhha Agarwal with extremely catastrophic make-up & with the allergy of sunlight in Daak Bangla? And especially his death scene where he was hanged on to a hook with a chain to the top of the Daak Bangla and exposed to sunlight till he dies! There can be as many examples as you want. Remember the cult Veerana with Vijendra Ghatge giving an Oscar-winning performance?
I’m especially close to Veerana as I had some really tremendous or rather hillarious moments about it. Those were my engg days & my college wasn’t located in a very ‘happening’ place. We had total of three theatres, out of which two were for Hindi & Marathi films and if we were fortunate enough, sometimes we got the privilege of watching “Mumbai barobar releases” (simultaneous releases with Mumbai) of many Hindi films. But there was one theatre which played all the Hindi dubbed Hollywood films & many B, C & even Z-grade films to attract our college crowd. In my first year there (in 2001-02), the
atre owner decided to show Ramsay bros’ classic Veerana. Like any other Ramsay cinema fan, I was super excited about it & fortunately I did find few other excited souls like me. So finally we decided to go together in the late night show. We were about 7-8 of us. Since those were ‘poverty-stricken’ days, we decided to buy stall tickets & that too in the front row! Tickets cost us 8/- each. Not sounding like it happened just 8 years ago, isn’t it? Rs. 8 for a movie ticket! A dream for metro public…Anyways, we entered the theatre & as estimated it wasn’t houseful. So we decided to sit little peechhe so that we can see the whole screen at the same time as, I’m sure everyone knows, if you’re seated in the front bench, you’ve to watch the film in fragments & segments as you can’t see the entire screen at one go & you’ve to move your head every time a character moves in the same direction. As the theatre was empty so we thought it wouldn’t be much of a problem but to our surprise, usher yelled at us & shooed us away to the front bench. For the first time in my life I could easily relate to cattle in the field or a street dog. We were being treated EXACTLY in the same manner few seconds ago! I was exasperated but controlled myself as I was more excited to catch one of my favourite horror films on big screen.
The film starts & we were moving our heads like we were watching a Ping Pong or a tennis match. The yellow-green colored lenses, heroine singing song during mid night in the garden, forced comedy, masked ghosts, shower scenes of heroine & all those typical Ramsay elements…we all were rolling over our IRON seats! We had fun. It was an unforgettable moment as the film which dead scared us during our childhood, made us completely cracked down after we’d grown up!
My connection with Veerana doesn’t end here! After 3 yrs, when we were in our final year of engg (2004-05), the same theatre owner decided to show Veerana again! This time the posters were put right in front of our college, which ensnared almost everyone!! Poster had a semi-nude couple in their intimate moment & of course a masked ghost behind them. First I was dazed to see such a poster for Veerana as it didn’t have any such scene but then later I consoled myself saying it must be just a gimmick to entice the college guys & magnetize the crowd. Again, I was maha excited about it but unfortunately my previous partners in crime were missing this time. I don’t clearly remember the reason but somehow none of them were there, Akshay, Gaurav, Krishna, Anirudhha, Deepak etc. none of them! But I was obdurate to watch the film again & started looking for some company. With almost no hopes, I asked one of my friends Chanchal (a guy!!) for the film & to my surprise he was ready to come! I was amiably keyed up to find one more excited soul like me but soon I found out it was just a mirage! The marketing strategy of the theatre was working on him as he was more thrilled about the poster more than the film…I told him there is not even a single scene in the film which is half as vulgar as the poster was but he preferred to ignore me & was ready to take the chance. We went & bought the tickets for a 3pm show & to my shock; there were more than 50 people outside the theatre. I was stunned & perplexed. The rational wheels of my mind started churning robustly. I was little suspicious as 3 years ago, when the same film was running; there were hardly 5-6 people in the theatre except the 7-8 of us then how come now there were more than 50 people? The show timing excuse also flashed in my mind for a jiffy as we came for the late night show last time & this time it was a matinee show. But 50-60 people waiting fervently for Veerana some how didn’t make sense to me. We all were waiting outside the theatre as there was still 10 mins to go. While talking to Chanchal, I happened to look at the poster above & that made the whole situation seems about right. It was a namesake of the classic Veerana but not the same film. It was a film by the czar of C-grade films, Kanti Shah (who had also been to jail in the case of sexual harassment to his hero & heroines)! I was flabbergasted & highly amused. I couldn’t believe I had actually come to watch a C-grade film in the theatre as I always loathed them. Though I found them really comical & entertaining but never thought I would actually watch them in a theatre!! Now nothing could be done as we already had bought the tickets & show was in 5 mins & this time we bought the balcony ticket for 20/- (which is a HUGE amount if you’re a student). Hence with the burden of guilt I decided to watch it as I didn’t have any option. To add to my shock & irritation, Chanchal knew about it since starting but said nothing to me as he wanted to watch this C-grade extravaganza with sleazy sex scenes! I was deeply embarrassed but at least there was a relief as no one knew me there & rest of my batch mates had better things to do in life.
Finally the most awaited film of my life started & there was a murder by a masked lady ghost (only the face was masked, the rest of the body was normal with a revealing choli-ghaghra on it). The murder happened within 15 mins of the film. There was a group of friends (with Kanti Shah as one of them!) & everyone is suspecting each other for the murder. Now comes a scene which, according to me, should be considered as a landmark in the history of cinema!! Before I describe the scene, let me assure that whatever I’m gonna tell you, not even 0.000000001% of it has been embroidered. Try to decipher it…
The scene starts with all the remaining 5 friends were sitting around a table & discussing “Aakhir Sanjay ka murder kisne kiya hoga?” Now there’re few rudiments which made the scene unforgettable & historical –
The scene was 20 minutes long!
It was a single shot scene!
Handheld camera which goes to really close to all the male actors’ faces & all the female
actors’ breasts!
With in 20 mins, “Aakhir Sanjay ka murder kisne kiya hoga?” was repeated 23 times!

I was laughing my heart out and was rolling over my seat. A single dialogue had been repeated more than 20 times in a 20 min long scene! That’s incredible, isn’t it? This scene was the last straw & I decided to leave the theatre while my friend opted to stay. This was the first & the last film which I left in midst by choice.

Well, now if we try to forget my unforgettable experience of Veerana, the nauseating truth will remain the same that horror genre in Bollywood has been on disgrace ever since Mahal in 1949. And the origin of the downfall is the re-definition of “spookism” by the Ramsay Brothers who actually defined the B-grade film genre with some feeble movies, some of which were actually runaway successes. I still wonder why! Okay, well these
movies’ titles speak volumes for them. Let me share some with you – Do Ghaz Zameen ke Neeche, Purana Mandir, Mahakal, Shaitani Ilaaka and Khooni Saya! With names as grotesque as possible, the movie plot revolved around evil spirits and deformed creatures terrorizing villages. The most popular targets were thinly clad women. In between the horror (if there was any) there was a liberal sprinkling of sex and as much nudity that could pass un-censored! It was their “success” formula which they rarely deviated from. Interestingly, these movies gave many present-day famous personalities like Deepak Parashar, Kiran Kumar, Vijayendra Ghatge, Navin Nishcal, Archana Puran Singh, Mohnish Behl and Punit Issar. But the regular of these films was Hemant Birje (the original Tarzan!).
Well the situation did not improve even in late eighties when lazy rip-offs from Hollywood were made. We had the classic Exorcist remade as Jaadu Tona! Poltergeist was remade as Raat by none other than Ram Gopal Verma. Where in Hollywood, horror and thrillers were emerging as a competing and memorable genre with path breaking films like Rosemary’s Baby, Psycho, Hell Raiser, The Shining and Frankenstein to name a few; in Bollywood we saw this genre being cornered by low budgets, stereotyping and bad filmmaking.
Yet horror films continue to flourish in the rich vein that the Ramsays tapped into. While attempts to bring horror films into the mainstream of Bollywood have failed of late. In the recent past, we have seen only Ram Gopal Verma trying to come up with horror movies which really don’t scare you but just disturb you enough to make you think why you come to see this movie in the first place. Bhoot was an exception due to good acting, but as far as the plot is concerned, the lesser said the better. Then of course, the Darna Mana Hai series, Phoonk and Darling proved to be detrimental to the careers of the actors
concerned. I would like to remind you of the apple story in the former which was “really” scary! This was some movie which dragged people to the theatre after a person suffered a heart attack while watching it. Bless the poor soul! Question is: did he suffer from fear or sheer agony of the movie?
Ramu’s Vaastu Shastra was really good till the last 15 mins of the climax which made the film a complete catastrophe. Yet there were few exceptions in the recent past like Bipasha’s Raaz, which was critically & commercial successful. But mostly we see a Hawa or a 1920 or a Kaal which were not more like an insult to horror cinema! The very recent Raaz 2 & 13 B has managed to raise the bar & trying to bring horror to mainstream Bollywood cinema and I just wish them to keep making films like the latter so that one day we can also make a Grudge or a Ring!
So now to sum it up, I’ve a dream which, like most of our dreams, will remain a dream... I’ve a dream of watching a “good” horror film directed by directors like Shyam Benegal or Ashutosh Gowarikar or Rajkumar Hirani or Vishal Bharadwaj. I know I’m expecting way too much but do you really think it’s my fault? Aren’t you dying to sit in that BMW which passes by your bus every time you’re on the window seat?

Thursday, March 19, 2009

I was pretty excited about Dev D (D for Dhillon!). Promos tempted me so much that I went for the first day first show. Though ‘No Smoking’ was devastatingly obnoxious but I still have faith on Anurag Kashyap that he’ll at least create something genuinely different, more than anything else. And it was really flattering for me that he kept my faith intact! The film was genuinely different (though pretentious sometimes).

I’m not very fond of Devdas, the character. I think he was a coward, pompous and an egoist insect and the way Sanjay Leela Bhansali presented him in his magnum opus ‘Devdas’, I was even more firm that I’m NOT gonna watch another version of this monumental lover’s story if it’s coming in near future!!! SLB’s ‘Devdas’ was dreary, over-the-top and
extremely conceited. Thank God to Madhuri, Kirron Kher & to certain extent SRK, film was worth a SINGLE watch otherwise the more-furniture-than-actors like Aishwarya Rai ‘Bachchan’, Smita Jaykar and Vijayendra Ghatge made the film look like an advertisement for three humongous “kothis”, owned by the three actors mentioned above…

But when I heard that Anurag Kashyap is making a version of Devdas and that too in an contemporary world, I knew he is gonna create history in some way or the other and he did it! I donno about the box-office fate of the film but it has created history in many other ways.
To begin with, for the first time in the entire more than 100 yrs history of Hindi Film Industry, our heroine, and that too Paro, clicks her nude pictures, scans them and sends them to Devdas!!! On the first meet itself, she wants to have sex with Devdas! (Remember Paro struggling with a bumblebee when Dev comes to her house for the first time after 10 yrs?) And if that’s not enough, she even rolled up a mattress to her cycle carrier and rides it to the farm so that she can easily have sex with Dev without any disturbance and Peep Tomming… Seen any Hindi film actress doing this ever before??? A History…
Coming to Chandramukhi, have you ever seen a daughter, in any Hindi film, yelling at her father, who has watched her sex MMS clip, saying, “how could you see it? Do you want to jerk off me???” Hushhhhh…And also telling her mom, “I’m not gonna suck every cock coming my way!” I was exasperated, amused and happy. At least someone is trying to think progressively and presenting 21st century Indian women the way they are. A History…

But there are people who’re cribbing about not showing the intensity of love between Devdas & Paro. Also they’ve problem with Paro coming to Dev’s hotel room & cleaning his clothes! I also heard people grumbling about disappearing of Paro at the end…

Well, those would be the justified objections if Mr. Kashyap had claimed to “remake” Devdas but he “adapted” it and in his adaptation he has shown that Dev & Paro were never actually in love! That’s the whole point of not showing the intensity of their love and he concentrated more on the lust part of a relationship which, according to me, is such a great relief from those candy floss love stories & Switzerland bound train catching sequences…And I’m so glad Devdas doesn’t die, rather opted for Chandramukhi! It was such a respite as I always wondered why he chose to die instead of being with someone who loves him unconditionally!!! A History…

To sum it up, all I can say is at least someone is trying to make a difference & revolutionized Indian cinema one more time…

I know it’s not a review but it doesn’t deserve less than 4 stars…

A History…

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

THOSE WERE THE DAYS


Do you remember those days? Those GOLDEN DAYS...those innocent, harmless days... Let's take few minutes out from our busy schedules and try to revisit our GOLDEN DAYS...Let's go nostalgic today...

Richard Attenborough’s Gandhi released and Gandhi became an International star. Later the movie would be shown on Doordarshan every Independence Day from many many years to come. Doordarshan went national in the early 80s.
Salma Sultan was reading News. Sitting in front of T.V sets, people used to reply back to her Namaskars. Ustad Bismillah Khan was on the shehnai every Independence day. Along with national broadcast came: the Antennas on the T.V set and on the rooftops (Oh! Adjusting those antennas to get the right signals). Color T.V came to India in 1982 with the Asian Games held in Delhi. Then we had serials like Hum Log of 1984 and some years later we got the megadrama: Ramanand Sagar’s Ramayan ran from 1987 to 1988. Soon came Mahabharat that ran from 1988 to 89 - the story of 23 day war was told the entire year and people developed an interest in history. A serial named Kille Ka Rahasya made me a claustrophobic that I am. However, that is another story. Surf and Lalitaji were names that glued themselves to consumer's brain. Yet consumer's brain had space for more names, names like Amul, Nirma, Dabur, Favicol and Dalda. Polymer science gave us Lakhani chappal or maybe it gave us Relaxo chappal. Bata was a biggest footwear name, Action, Force, Liberty came later. People drank Campa Cola or maybe Gold Spot using straws, straws that later littered the floor of Halls hosting marriage receptions. Vicks ki goli lo…People were popping in Vicks lozenges after smoking a Cavanders. If that didn’t get rid of the smoky smell, they considered brushing the teeth using Ajanta tooth ‘burush’ and white Colgate toothpaste, or may be just chew on some toothpowder sold in red headed white tin containers. Mouthwash! sellers and buyers had no need for it yet. Raju was content with Dabur Lal Dant Manjan
that guaranteed pearly white motiyo jaisay daant

Deodorant! Who needed them when we had
Vaseline hair oil, the smell didn't offend anyone yet. Vaseline the perfumed hair oil, may be they were competing against Bengali Cantharidine
.
Deodorant! Who needed them when we had
Nycil ‘powder’. However, Nycil
had no perfume to talk of, it was unperfumed, but it worked magic on scratchy Indian backs. For shoulder to shoulder good smell we had Shower to Shower. Aah! Those were the days...

Khaitan gave common man something that only the White man of pre-Independence days could easily afford: Cool air without manual labor - Air Power. Hand Crafted Hand-held fans retired to some corner of the house, but were retrieved everytime electricity went dead, and that happened just as often as it happens now. Kerosene lamp was still kept in some corner of the house, a back up. When electricity was on, most houses were lit yellow by incandescent Surya light bulbs. Bulbs controlled by big black Knobs. However Tubelight with its pure white light had arrived illuminating the freshly Nerolac
painted walls. Aah! Those were the days...

Kerosene stove slowly made way for the LPG stove. Food cooked in a
Hawkins pressure cooker ‘looked’ good. MDH masala was used in cooking. Kayam Churan, Hajmola or Sawad ki goli was to be poped in after eating. For some of certain age, Isabgol was the laxative husk to be mixed in milk and to be drunk just before going to bed at night. Beds in cold areas warmed by hot water bottles. Tin cans like the one of Lipton tea etc. were used to store sugar, salt, garam masala, pepper, tea, nuclear waste and other useful things. In homes, a Singer sewing machine was the ruler of women's gadget world. Girl’s wanted Lacto Calamine to get that rosy tone. Boroline was the antiseptic creamy answer to skin problem under the shirt. For under the pants problems of men, we had B-Tex lotion. Lifebuoy made life a lot less messy for pure-impure-unpure conscious, right-handed middle class Indians. Rosy Pink Lux for aging beauty queens had competition from Lemony Green Liril
for girls who enjoyed frolicking under waterfalls. Waterfall…Mandakini showered under a waterfall wearing just a transparent white sari. Men still watch her bathe...keep googling her ram maili image up. Some smart people liked Smita Patil, but she too had to dance in the rain. Some people were kept busy by Bo Derek. While some were kept busy by Rambo…everyone waned to workout and get those muscles. Aah! Those were the days...

The other thing that kept men busy was the newest gadget.
Hamara Bajaj was the national pride and ride – model was Chetak. Besides it we had LML Vespa. Casio
calculator with LED display was Pure technology. Also, Wrist watch that could do mathematical calculation was the in gadget. It was again a marvel from the house of Casio. If you had a VCP in 80s – you were rich, if you had VCR you were Super Rich. Radios in leather bound covers became a dying breed but they were still around with old men who clung to them. Vinyl Cassettes were the revolution. Remember playing Kishan Kanhaiyya's cassette in your cassette player??? Aah! Those were the days...

Gurdas Maan was a singing star with a dafli in hand. Runa Laila of Bangladesh found an audience in India and Lal Meri was the song. Nazia Hasan of Pakistan was the new fresh sound. Ghulam Ali, The Ghazal Maestro of Pakistan became a star in India. Everybody was listening to him Chupke Chupke Raat Din. Besides people bought music cassettes. Sports...India found Cricket in a new sense, but that a whole different story. In addition, we can name P.T. Usha
.
Movie, another Indian passion. Sunday movies on Doordarshan were a big draw. One day the Doordarshan people decided to show 'art' movie for some weeks. It didn't last. People hated the idea.
Uski Roti! What!...just telecast Rajesh Khanna ki Roti. We would rather watch black and white screaming electron bugs fight it out on the signal down blue screen. We would rather watch the multi colored bars and listen to the single longest electronic beep. What the hell is Uski Roti! The slow churning of Doordarshan logo to the sound of some dying instrument, tuu-uuuu-tuu-uu-tu, during the first early morning telecast is more interesting than Uski Roti
. Uski Roti! Kiski Roti! '

Ramsay Brothers were making Horror movies like
Purana Mandir by the dozen and these films were, let’s use the Bollywood term - Super Duper Hit. Besides Horror movies we had numerous celluloid versions of soap operas and these were called family dramas. Amitabh Bachchan was the Shahenshah and so he remains to this day. Serious people and Cinema had a movie like Ardh Satya to catch. Times they seemed like changing. But that’s another story. Nothing changed. Mr. India
had everything…a super watch, a super invisible power, more than a dozen kids, a girlfriend that could sing-dance and look sexy in the rain wearing a synthetic sari, and he also had a super villain, a Mogambo to be blamed for all the troubles in life. It was the culmination of every male Indian fantasy. Aah! Those were the days...

Children, little children had other things on mind. Owning a Hot Wheel Car or a Barbie was a dream for young boys and girls respectively, just as owing a Maruti 800 was for adults universally .
Indrajal Comics brought with them syndicated comic books like The Phantom etc. Besides these it also had original graphic stories. Chandamama and Amar Citra Katha introduced Indian Mythologies and tales from other cultures to the growing children of the 80s. There were Indian Super-Heroes as well like Super Cammonado Dhruv, Naagraj, Parmanu and Donga to name a few. And then there were Chacha Chaudhary, Pinky, Billoo, Raman and Bankelal
. I still remember renting those comics from the shop - 50ps for normal and 1 Re for "digest" comics. Aah! Those were the days...

Children had syndicated cartoon shows like
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. Also, we had one cartoon show about flying magical ponies. Children had trouble understanding what the hell Nirodh
was… Grown up had trouble understanding it too, the population kept growing in spite of all the talk and wall painting by the Family welfare department… That, again, is another story. Aah! Those were the days...

And do you remember how special the ‘Sundays’ used to be when we were kids? Let’s try to remember what we all used to see on Sundays...

The day used to begin with
Rangoli...a program containing only songs...Songs for everyone...old ones for Mom & Dad and the new ones for us. And we all used to get up at 7 in the morning on a Sunday!!! The show used to start at 7:15 am, right after the morning news. That used to be followed by the morning news, then Mahabharat or Ramayan or Chanakya... Or any other mythological or historical serial which whole family used to see together! Then we used to have a cartoon film... just try to remember how fervently we used to wait for it whole week! He-man, Jungle Book, Duck Tales, then ‘potliwale baba ki kahani’... Then we used to have a one hour program by National Geographic Society, a science based program! Then it used to be the time for Indian music ‘National Integration for Spirit of Unity Concert’, then again ‘Chaayageet’ before lunch time. In the afternoon there used to be a ‘Pradeshik feature film
’ where we used to get movies made in other state; basically non-hindi films. Aah! Those were the days...

And see now what all we've, what all we watch? Do you really think Tulsi Virani comes even an inch closer to Lajoji? Aur any other bahu for that matter...Now we don't want to watch a show which revolves around a middle class family. We want to see a family with 500 Crore business and want to see how people come back from dead or how their plastic surgery changes their vital stats as well!!! Amazing, isn't it? Women (including that of my home as well) are more interested in watching how a bahu nullifies her saas' "shadyantras" and how she saves the whole family from ALL the possible crisis in the world! I mean we don't have "human" bahus anymore in our shows, they all are "super" bahus who knows all the answers of all the questions under the sun! No one wants to see the reality though everyone wants to see REALITY SHOWS! Even if someone tries to create such shows, either no one watches it or channels don't approve it! I really don't know how to react to this? Should I just laugh it off or should I try to do something about it? I think I don't have any option but to accept the former.

But I really, genuinely wish to God that someone, somewhere, sometime bring back those Golden Days in our lives which were innocent and extremely down-to-earth.

I know its "almost" impossible for you all today but just for one day, forget the attractive graphics of all the channels...just for one day...and sit in front of your TV set and watch DD1...I'm not promoting DD here but just wants you to enjoy TV watching...exactly the way we used to enjoy our Sundays 10 years back!!!

Those were the days...

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Fashion Ka Hai Yeh Jalwa…


My expectations were sky high for Fashion when I went to see it, for obvious reasons! It’s a Madhur Bhandarkar film for the starters and then all the three girls were looking ravishing in the promos and also it’s about the callous realities of the famous FASHION WORLD…the list is never ending. Anyways, what I’m trying to say is I didn’t come out disappointed! It was riveting, appealing, powerful and for the icing, the performances by everyone were just stupendous…

First I’ll talk about the positives of the film. To begin with, overall script was very slick and tight with some loose ends here and there. The look of the film was majestic, extremely alluring and arresting, much more than any other Madhur’s previous film. It heaves you within 15 mins of the watch and you stay with it almost till the end. It’s persuasive and Madhur Bhandarkar sticks to his sensibilities…Each and every actor was in the character’s skin to the deep. Everyone is very plausible and the casting is apt to the teeth.
Among the female actors, Priyanka was extremely convincing and easily, it’s her THE best performance till date. I prefer this performance over Aitraaz. Watch her in the party scene where she tries drugs for the first time. She makes you believe that she is on drugs…watch her expressions and moves. And the scene immediately after that indubitably put her in the league of “actresses”… She has proved that she can act and Aitraaz wasn’t a fluke!
Kangana, as usual, was imposing and played the role with full conviction and wallop…she made Shonali Gujral’s imaginary character (not really though) into a bona fide person and your heart goes out for her as and how you see her devastation, personally and professionally…
But for me, the surprise package was Mugdha Godse! She just made me fall in love with Janet Sequiera (her character)…I was just pleasantly astonished with her performance…this may be because I wasn’t expecting anything from her… I was not really sure about her initially…I thought she would be in the same cohort of all those furniture-turned-model-turned-actors like Aishwarya Rais, Tanushree Duttas, Koena Mitras, Sameera Reddys and Nisha Kotharis etc. who spend more time in fornt of the mirror than the camera but I’m so relieved that she proved me wrong! Man, she can act and how! Though she doesn’t have those conventional look of Bollywood heroines but she definitely has the potential…It would be very unfortunate if Indian filmmakers decide to see through her and keep taking artificial, L’Oreal faces in their films!!!

Even though it’s a female centric film, male actors do leave their marks and stay with you even after the film. Arjan shows confidence and was natural, Arbaaz was effective, Harsh Chhaya was in form but the one who steals the show from all the other male actors was Sameer Soni, who got quite a lot footage and was enormously remarkable in his exposé of a gay fashion designer. There is something in his personality which makes him look a very warm person, you want to know him personally and make friends with him…
The performance by the rest of the cast was equally good…Kitu Gidwani, Raj Babbar, Suchitra Pillai, Priyanka’s friends, model coordinator in the starting, everyone was entirely into the skin of the characters they were playing…

Another positive about the film is its music…the theme music is effective and stays with you, Jalwa song makes you vibrate and dance, Mar Jawa is another underrated yet brilliant song, Aashiyana is a song that’s a must-have for your collection…

Now the flaws… though not many but certainly an encumbrance which impedes it turning into a path-breaking, cult film. The most obvious among all is the length of the film! It’s almost 3 hrs long! All the films this year which were more than 120 to 150 mins bombed at box office and mind it; they were the biggest in lot… Drona, Love Story 2050, Thoda Pyar Thoda Magic, Krazzy 4 and even Jodha Akbar was not a super-duper success… Film should’ve been at least 30 mins shorter and there was scope in the script but I think Mr. Bhandarkar got carried away…

Other flaws are also not avoidable… Madhur claimed that he was researching on the film since last 4 years and the show-stoppers of the fashion shows in his film, were the FIRST ones to walk the ramp!!! Were you in coma for 4 years Mr. Bhandarkar? The name itself is so self explanatory…It’s SHOW-STOPPER which literally means the one who stops/ends the show, so where is the confusion? Primary school anyone???

Another problem with the film, STRICTLY according to me, was the banal representation of the characters, e.g. all the gay designers…all of them were loud, on-your-face and suffers from panic attacks! I mean c’mon…we all know that 95% of fashion industry is gay but why their portrayal is always so passé and over-the-top? Right from Sholay to Fashion, depiction of gays is always hackneyed in our films, with few exceptions like My Brother Nikhil here and there… I want to request all the Indian filmmakers who are making films on homosexuality, plz buy the DVD of Brokeback Mountain straight away and have a look…

Also because of the uncanny resemblance of Fashion world with Page 3 world, the film ended up looking like a re-run of Mr. Bhandarkar’s previous eye-opener, Page 3…

But nevertheless and after all said and done, the film still manages to affect you in more than one way… It’s refreshing, realistic, unpretentious and above all, novel!

In spite of getting inspired from any other Hollywood film, Mr. Bhandarkar preferred to get inspired by real life incidents in Indian fashion industry like wardrobe malfunction, and the unfortunate Geetanjali Nagpal incident to name a few…

Though I’m not reviewing the film but it definitely deserves 3 stars out of 5 and a must watch… Madhur Bhandarkar is back and how! If we look at the issue of morality in Bhandarkar's cinema, then all his protagonists reach a stage in their life when they cannot look themselves in the eye. There are thousands of reasons to watch the film and very few for not watching it…
Go for it, you’ll not be disenchanted…Fashion ka hai yeh jalwa!!!